Am I getting a whiff of ENORME?

The latest thing that's making Nick and I laugh LOL, ROFL etc etc... is this clip from 30 Rock Season 2.

Can't remember what episode it is.. but its basically one where Jane Krakowski's character has gained a lot of weight, and she had to this hilarious sketch in which she goes roller disco skating, falls down, and shouts "Me want foOOooOOOood", she gets a whole bunch of fans. Clearly my motto since 2006. Gotta get the shirt!



Anyway, Jenna becomes so popular that she's hired to be the spokesperson of ENORME (pronounce Ee Nor Mehh), the number one perfume for plus sized women. Tagline : Let him chase the chunk!

Farnee... :)

Spotted: Cutest Cups EVER!!!

... a rose by any other name?

So we all know celebs go nuts and give their baby's random names all the time.

Check out these...

Frank Zappa / Gail Zappa -
Dweezil (son)
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin (daughter)

Shannyn Sossamon / Dallas Clayton Actress -
Audio Science (son)

Sylvester Stallone -
Sage Moonblood (daughter)

But then... we mustn't forget to give a shoutout to some killer Chinese parents who decided to have some fun. :)

For e.g.

I came across an unfortunate chinese woman whose name was

Soo Bee Chee. w. t. f. Hahahaha...

Then... the very tragic dude named

Chee Ting

Then... there's the almost mythical name of some kid called

Beh Boon Kia

AND let's not forget some of the names people choose to go by

Rain (the bf),

Rainbow (the gf)

Nokia (girl)

Shadow (guy)

There's also a clinic in Old Town that always makes me giggle

Klinik Panicker

and I know I'm childish but a restaurant called

Kam Fatt

ROFL Jan 2008

Hahaha.. Been watching 30 ROCK. Super killer line today.

"Donaghy Estates's [wine] tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus".

Hahahaha...

I'm so gonna describe the next horrible drink I have as that!

Second line:

"What kinda plane do you wanna buy?"

"Clear. Like Wonder Woman's."

WTF???

Anyway, this is my current Beh Tahan list



Britney. Yuck. McThorny. Yuck. Jenny. Yuck.

And after all that, this is the Cuci Mata list






Also... Congratulations Sister. It's now confirmed you're gonna be Wong Cher Hoong. Hahaha..

Hmmm....

Kla.. better try to be less
and more

Poor confused fella... :)

My family is pretty kiasu bout boardgames.

Merajuking. Tantrums. Arguments. Mata Jeling. Tears. Blood. Sweat.

All over boardgames.

I mean, heck, my sis and I had a book that tallied the number of times we played Monopoly and who won or lost. [Seriously.] [I mean it, seriously.] :)

Anyway, keeping to the tradition, my 13-year-old brother and I are now battling over Scrabble and when my sister is around, Monopoly and Uno.

Sometimes, J joins us.

That's when "Confusion" personified arrives. :)

Example 1. Scrabble.

J "helps" my brother with a "brilliant" new word...



????? Hahaha.

Example 2. Monopoly.

The dice are thrown...




and J shouts "11!!!"



Not just once but at least 5 times. FIVE times. :)

Example 3. We move on to UNO.

J's card is



My brother places the next card



and... J places this card down. :)







Damn bloody cute!

God Bless Casting Directors

VS.
















The Real Henry VS. The Johnathan Rhys Meyers Henry. 'Nuff said.

The Tudors is goooooooooooood. :)

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...

Heehee.. so this is an entry bout some of my new favourite things.

1. These bloody cute necklaces from Etsy!!!



2. New Song-I-can't-get-out-of-my-head "Alfie".



The video is also really cute. Hahaha.. Thank goodness my brother isn't like that. The puppet is gross. Hahaha.. never thought I see a puppet mooning or doing the nasty. >.< I thought Team America was bad, this is right up there next to it. Also love how clean Lily Allen looks, very Alice in Wonderland, no?

3. After only 2 months + of work, public holidays.
Go AWAL MUHARRRAAAM!!! Hahaahha...
After that, I just can't wait till CNY!!!



4. Delicious interiors!!!

Sam Who?

I'm experimenting with new shows at the moment. Really didn't want to after the disastrous overdrama Bionic Woman and trying-too-hard Reaper.

I've finally found another cute series to ikut!

Samantha Who! Starring Christina Applegate who was brilliant as Rachel's sister Amy in Friends, and now plays a character just like Amy but with a twist. The series starts after Samantha is involved in a car accident and 8-day-coma later, she wakes up with Amnesia. So, the series is about Sam finding out that she was basically a mean bee-atch and trying to be a better person.

Anyway as she says, its hard to change, when your past keeps yanking you from the future into your present!



The best dialogue so far is from Episode 5, when Sam gets advice from her bimbotic best friend, Andrea.

A: Someone has daddy issues

S: Who? … Oh! Me? No. What do you mean?

A: It’s your need for attention, you didn’t get enough of daddy’s love as a child.

S: I get plenty of attention from my Dad. I mean just tonight we were … [pause].. just tonight he didn’t listen to me at all!

[Andrea nods.]

S: Oh my God! No, this is not good! I don’t wanna have daddy issues!

A: Yes, you do.

S: No, I don’t. I would like to have a good relationship with my father

A: No, you don’t. Now you listen to me, there are a lot of pretty girls, we’re hot. Why?... We’re damaged, and you wanting more attention than you could ever possibly get... that is your drive. It is why you’re successful. Don’t ever ever fix your daddy issues. Otherwise you’re just gonna be some woman on a couch, sitting there watching tv next to your husband eating ice cream sandwiches.

It must be kinda wrong that I think Andrea makes sense. ;P Hahaha.

Also... Sookie's back! Yeay!!!

Easy Peasy

Whenever anyone asks me "How's it going with you and Jason?"

I always say "Its so easy".

Not easy in a "That exam question was easy" way but in a "I love how smooth going this ride" is way.

I mean everyone has squabbles and tiffs, yes sure, but what I treasure most is the fact that 2 minutes or 2 hours later, its always solved, its always giggles and laughter over it. If it isn't , it doesn't even matter because we both still know that our relationship is strong enough to withstand these petty things.

I love knowing that I don't have to try, I don't have to fear, Jason will be Jason and everything is going to be fine.

Well, I guess this entry doesn't have any purpose, but I just want to take time to say Thanks to Anyone Up There for sending me him, and to Jason for being Jason.

[I love you, Sayang]

An Anatomical Note about Atonement

The Censorship Board in Malaysia is s.t.u.p.i.d.

I watched the uncensored version of Atonement online today, cause it was censored in quite a few places in the cinema.

The great minds in the Censorship Board basically censored out a few words that were typed by Robbie (The Oh-so-Hot James McAvoy.) on a typewriter.

The sentence typed (as in the brilliant book) was "your sweet wet c*nt"

What should they censor, you wonder?

Well the question should be more "What did they censor?"

The idiots censored "sweet wet".

Hahahah.. morons.