I need a stiff one...

Reasons? There are plenty.
Losers? Only me.
Wheeny Whiny Whiney Whingy.
Sitting by myself on a stupid tree.

Chop it down, break my bloody neck.
Go ahead, what the heck.
No no wait... I just need a reality check.

I thought I'd seen everything until...

I met the "burqini" on Ebay!

Malay Mayhem

Alamaks! My BM sucks.

Today my dearest (whose BM is brill, and who breaks into pantun for fun, wtf :)) told me I'm the "buah" of his "hati".

So I was like huh? So he says it means his heart something.. I'm like ain't "hati" liver?

His liver's fruit?

Then I was like.. since we're talking about this, why do they call it "berhati-hati di jalan raya?"

He snorted.

Anyway, the other day I tried to end a letter with "milik anda benar-benar".

"Yours faithfully" mah...

Methinks meneedeths a reason to bloggeth

I guess the title clearly shows that I didn't really focus on my A levels English Lit. :) [Reading should be purely for pleasure not for analysis and whatnots.]

Anyway, yeah, I've had activities aplenty lately, but nothing I really wanna blog about.

Went for my first proper clubbing session in a year! Really enjoyed moving all my lumps lumps, and shaking all my humps humps :)

Saw 10,000BC on Wednesday, and now I have a new nickname "Evolet" which Jason calls me since I hated the character. Sigh... the nottiness.

Side note: Can't wait to watch Indiana Jones! (I've inherited my mom's crush on Harrison Ford)

woah...

No sudden movement please.

Yup. That just about summarizes it all.

Randomness ahead:

Note for Self on Low-Self-Esteem-Days

There's always plastic surgery.

See below. Miracle of Dawn Yang.



I always harbour a secret fear that my nose will morph into a Dr M type nose, a gene that runs in my family! Eeks. :)

I miss Harry Potter!