Killer Lines

Hahahah.. watching AusNTM.

Judge: "Have you heard of the artist Botticelli?"
Model: "Mmmhmm..."
Judge: "Beautiful feminine soft women...?"
Model: "Mmmhmm..."
Judge: "Cause you're more "Jelly-Botty"



Oh No!!! AHahahahah I had to add this on!

2 models enter the room.
One's caucasion. The other Indian Mixed.
Judges ask them to list 5 reasons why they are better than each other.
The Caucasion one answers :"I'm taller.. I'm WHITER!"

Wth? Way to offend every audience member in the very first episode!

Oh God!!! I have to add this one too!

Models told to play different types of spies. So one's assigned to be "astronaut-spy"
No money won for the person who guesses why she gets termed "ASStronaut"

Gosh.. they are not easy on us chubby ones on AUSNTM

Discovery: New Species

HOMO ERECTUS...

HOMO SAPIEN...

and then

HOMO OVER-REACTUS [Copyright LLH]. See Pic below.



Yes.. and before N makes the comment that I've "coded".

I think this picture would be a more accurate depiction of the situation.

Cause evil is so much more tasty....

Muahahaaha... a bit slow but I just saw the Gossip Girl finale.

Serena and Dan fiiiiiinally broke up!

I really hated those long-kiss-hellos.

Plus they needed waaaaay too many props for their first time they did it.

Chuck and Blair fiiiiinally got together!

At least this couple revel in their evilness and have waaaay hotter you-know-what... :)

Chuck's dad sure sounds like Nick when he talked about relationships though! So very your life is over...

And what the hell... that interior decorator had such a cum-and-get-it look! Eew.

K.. that's the end of my episode analysis.

xoxo
L.

No Scriptwriters No No!

It's always nice to watch a movie with really really low expectations, cause you'll always find yourself liking the movie a bit more. (Bar Final Destination 4 and Rush Hour 3)

So... when I watched Speed Racer, it was definitely not as bad as I thought it could have been.



The Wachowski Brothers' preachiness really permeated through and through.

The sad part is, unlike Matrix 1, but like Matrix 2 and 3, there was even less to ground their preachiness on.

So... it resulted in lines that sounded something like this:

1. You don't drive to become a driver, you drive because you're driven.

2. Close your eyes, Speed (says Rex Racer to Speed whilst Speed is gripping onto the Steering Wheel)

3. The car is a living breathing thing, just close your eyes and listen, you'll know what she needs (the car is completely dead at this point of the movie)

4. When you drive, its like art... it's so beautiful, thank you darling!

5. (By winning the race) He's not going to change the world, he already has.

Sigh... take it easy people. it's just racing, it's not a religion or something. I really hope Mat Rempits don't incorporate the junk from the film into their daily mantra.

A bet is a bet is a bet....

Info overload, darling.

Everybody knows, too much of something can be lethal.

Too much gym or steroids



Too much water could even lead to



But too much, information... well...



Hahaha... seriously... too much, too much.

Seriously damaging.

Just, us.

This is a piece of artwork by an artist called Doug Hyde, and is completely sold out. Probably the only kind of art I'd ever buy.

I love it sooooo much and it just reminds me so much of us :)

I kid you not... but come to Petaling Jaya for a holiday!

Hahaha.. I know I've always been a loyal PJ gal, but I never thought this would ever happen.

There are hotels in PJ sure, if you wanna count Lisa De Inn a.k.a Chicken Farm to gossipy (hopefully over-imaginative) Malaysians and of course PJ Hilton.

What I never thought would happen would be this place - The Seapark Brickhouse!!!

Hahaahahah.. seriously, I live pretty near Seapark, I swear by the best Chicken Rice in the world, as well as the marvelous Duck Rice at Sunrise.

Now though, you can have a chill out escape from daily life right here!

I can't believe that amongst the attractions, Taman Aman is heavily photographed, but ah well, it is Seapark after all. It is nice and affordable though! RM150 per night.

Also, for the voyeur in you, you get to bathe outdoors! Just imagine, in Seapark, Petaling Jaya, bathing outdoors! Peewheeet!

CHINESE SCHOOLS SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN!

Woh.. I was just talking to someone, who told me about a truly annoying encounter with someone.. who's just a real "See You Next Tuesday"

Check out a few of his killer lines!
Good evening, Kindly to inform you that, I already received the document from ABC secretary, after I read the document, I suggest you to amend some of the sentences or words like "receipts" amended to "invoice",

But he's confident!
You need to check the spelling and grammar or you or ABC purposely inform him(secretary) to type like that??????Ha ha ha!!

I'm a person to arrange and call other people to solve the problem.

I not "very" familiar that the XYZ store in the house, I just saw it once time (passby the store room).

How you know is hundred??

I also don't know the XYZ came from where, sometime AAA will direct contact BBB to collect the XYZ from XXX to YYY, sometime will asking me to inform the driver.

I never provide such info to you, I tell you the bartender will provide the weekly inventories list to me, Is weekly not daily.I never get involved in stock take, Just the QWE and the RTY to conduct the stock check.After completed the stock check, they will provide the list of inventories to me and I will posted to my system.Sometime I will cross check the inventory on saturday morning.

can you ask VWX to amend the document again?? Especially the grammer of the contents.

*Super WTF*!!!!

Let's play Catch-Up

Hmm.. yes, blogging drought again. But then, its like I have had some inspiring moments, like a snapshot of the movie poster for "The Tattoist" that stated in huge bold font

"THE CURSE BEGINS APRIL 17" [ my birthday :)]

Gossip Girl is also getting juicier and juicier.. seriously.. loving Geor-gina, (I like to make it rhyme with vagina in my head :)) Also love watching Jenny Humphrey getting crushed by Blair! Muaaahahahah... (Fishing for change at a fountain. Brilliant... I thought stealing was the lowest she'd go)I also love the latest acronym I've learned from Gossip Girl.. C U Next Tuesday!

I also smell Derek and Meredith getting back together on Grey's Anatomy. Finally.

Anyway... I've been sick yet again. My immune system seems to have given up to the Evil Skrine Flu Blug...