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Heehee...

Jason + Me = Obese

He's the O

I''m the Bese/beast... you decide :)

We ate yet another salmon fish head. That's like the 5th we've had in 2 and a half weeks! No more Jap food. EVER.




Random picture? Not. Appropriate? Yup.

America's Next Top Model - Saleishious

I love ANTM which has just started - Cycle 10. Its back and bitchier. Heehee..

Anyway I was looking at Cycle 9's winner Saleisha's photos, and is ANTM tryin to mould her into Rihanna or what?



Much prettier of course.

Plus I've just met another girl who swears more per sentence than I ever did during my hey day.

Jordan Loukas. ex-Australia's NTM contestant who has her own show - Runway to LA (yes.cheesy name)

But, she's pretty :)



Went for my first STEP class. Ok. Went for my first 3/4 of a STEP class.

And now legs are now aching... bout 4 on a scale of 3!

I walk like this...



Yes... that far apart.

Celebrity Nutty

Read a great article today, about Perez Hilton, whose blog I read once in awhile. Its not favourite celeb blog (cause there's another more interesting one *wink wink*)

Anyway, there were some great quotes I have to snap up for my blog :)

The whole point of camp is that:
“One can be serious about the frivolous, frivolous about the serious.”

And the following quote, that a hardened gossip queen in a reform programme (me) has to love

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,

And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees,

And they certainly annoy each other, But they certainly enjoy each other.

Yes, they pretend to flout each other, But they couldn't do without each other. - Ogden Nash

Today was also my first gym visit. Heehee I had a v.v.v.cute gym instructer - my dear J, who was sweet enough to only laugh a coupla times at me.

Goal > Join a Group X class. Cause I don't think I'd stick if I don't switch things up.

I gotta go from this

to this
. * Cue "Eye of the Tiger" Music! *

Peter Pan-tress...

:) Couldn't think of the female of Peter.

Anyway, just thinking bout how I may have grown up a little. :(

As a secret blog stalker, I think I mentioned reading somebody's, someone whom I've never once thought of as less heinous than like a-gonorrhea-type-disease-growing-on- mucus-from-some-gross-fungied-bacteria for the last... well [Oh god! I can feel wrinkles popping up on my forehead already, next to the brown age spots!] 10 years!

So just about 20 minutes ago, I read the latest entry, and realised I actually felt like I could identify with that person, because he/she actually reminded me of me. Then I felt like, sigh, I don't want anyone to feel that way either.

So... yeah, maybe I've kinda let things go. Something that I thought I was unable to do due to all my dramaness. :)

Anyhoo... on the upside, my CLP graduation just went by. It was brilliant, cause my whole family was there, minus Sis of course. But Nick was there and Jason's parents, so I was happy. Took lotsa pics, but have uploaded them on Facebook, so shan't repeat them here.

Ooooh.. and thinking of Tinkerbell, whose image causes all Disney-watching-Girls to grow up into Paranoid-semi-Fatties like me. I have joined .

So here that body comes? :P

What a bloody joke.

The newspapers reported today about the Government's plan [that they are already tengah doing] to incorporate JAWI onto all signboards to boost tourism. Urgh, I actually feel choked up in my throat when I think of all the retorts I have!

1. Why the hell are they wasting money on this crap?

2. Who the hell is getting "under the table" money this time?

3. In 2006 it was reported by Gulf News that 147,646 tourists from Middle Eastern countries visited Malaysia last year. They expected a growth of about 40% and so probably [let's be generous] 500,000 Middle Eastern Tourists came in 2007. In 2005 the total number of tourist arrivals in Malaysia was 16.43 million. So... 500,000 out of 16.4 Million. 0.03% Big WHOOP DEE DOO. Yet, Malaysia has decided that they are the most important tourists to our country. They generate money apparently.

Yes, even though 26% of the 27 million population in Malaysia are Chinese, I don't see chinese words on every signboard. Yeah, my math is not brill, but I'm sure that's more than 300,000. Even 8% of 27 million - the Indian community, would surely outnumber 300,000 tourists. Where's the tamil on those signboards? So these tourists count more than we do? WHY? Why are people surprised that Chinese people and Indian people are migrating? Apparently, our tax money, doesn't generate more than 500,000 tourists a year. Apparently the fact that we live here 365 days a year and not 2 weeks, doesn't freaking matter either.

4. What bloody country gives up their own identity for tourists anyway? You MORONS, they are here to see, us, our culture, our history. We don't go to Tokyo/Bangkok/any damn country to read Malay on the signboards there! Nobody comes here for those reasons either! You don't see Egypt building the bloody Great Wall of China for tourists! Tourism is even more important in that country! Tourism isn't even our main source of revenue!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Updating signboards with jawi? HOW ABOUT MAKING SURE THEY ARE ADEQUATE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? How many times do we not see bloody signboards cause they are placed way to far away from the actual turning, or they are hidden by some tree, or because they aren't even there? Actually, HOW ABOUT USING THE MONEY TO COVER UP ALL THE POTHOLES AND FIXING THOSE BLOODY NOT WORKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS OR STREETLAMPS?

6. How about boosting tourism by preserving the natural beauty of some of the best tourist spots. Rather than building freaking ugly plaster fake treeS/mushrooms/whatevers that do double duty as rubbish bins or chairs or so called rest areas, or like blocking up a natural waterfall within a cave like the one in Kedah, or like clearing the rubbish at most of our touristy spots? OR like letting couples hold hands or cuddle in KLCC and not fear for their lives that some hard-up jerk will come and saman them for doing absolutely nothing?!

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH Malaysia pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god I'm registered to vote this year, cause obviously any choice is better than what we have now! I'd vote a donkey into Parliament.

I'm pretty sure the signboard pointing towards our Dewan Negara says [IDIOTS].

If you need a giggle or two! :)

Classic lines - "G-L-A-R-U-S" and "Gramorous, gramorous"

Year of the Rat and Nude Chicks!

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Just got back from my hometown :)

Managed to come home with fewer scars and bruises than last year, so "Yeay!" me :).
(By scars and bruises, I mean "Wah! So fat!" and "Wah! Not working yet!" comments.)

Did get a killer "I think you should go for body wrapping to slim your tummy down" never-ending-3-minute-monologue from my cousin though.

Anyway, this year's Chinese New Year topic dujour, has to be the 12 Edison Chen, Bobo Chan, Gillian Chung, and (oh my god! She's so damn hot) Cecilia Chung. Poor EDC though, all the friendly comments about him having less than desired. ;) Since I've seen them, might as well say, I kinda agree. Hoping its some sort of optical illusion though.